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A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell

April 16, 2010

Yes, this is a real movie, now streaming on Netflix. And yes, I did watch it. No; Dave, Joel, Thomas, Nikita and I were NOT inebriated. Just bored.

I don’t really know where to start with this post. I wanted to share this with the world, but I think there’s not much to be said about it. Aside from the fact that this film seems to have been made in Windows Movie Maker, the story is baffling. Please understand that I didn’t necessarily WANT to watch caveman porn, but that’s what I fully expected this to be. When it wasn’t, I was almost disappointed, because if it was caveman porn, then its existence might have a point.

Despite being awful, it’s still not worse than Battlefield Earth. For that, I am thankful.


p.s. “Do you want LUNCH?!?!?!” – John Travolta being a horrible space alien

Also, new photos:

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Thomas Settle permalink
    April 17, 2010 12:32 pm

    This was worth watching just so we could say we watched it.

    • Amy permalink
      April 17, 2010 12:34 pm

      It was funny, too, but…yeah.

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